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Little Johnny
The teacher, Miss Baker, asks the children what they want to be when they grow up.
"I want to be an actress," Susie says.
"I want to be an astronaut," Cliff says
"I want to be a sex therapist," says Little Johnny.
"Would you please tell the class how you think your job is going to be like?" asked Miss Baker.
"Okay, Miss Baker. Look out of the window. Three women are walking down the street eating ice cream. One is licking, one is sucking, and one is biting. Would you please tell the class which one is married?" says Little Johnny.
"Get out of the class, Little Johnny, and come back with your parents!" exclaims Miss Baker.
Little Johnny replies, "The one that is married is the one that is wearing a wedding ring. It is people like you, Miss Baker, that I am going to treat."
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