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"The Pope, Jerry Falwell and Jimmy Swaggart were out fishing in a boat.
The Pope ran out of
bait, so he said: "I'm going for worms.' He stepped out of the boat,
walked across the water, went
up on shore, dug some worms, and came back into the boat, again walking on
the water. A little
later, Jerry Falwell did the same thing.
Swaggart was watching this all in absolute wordless amazement. Finally, he
told himself that since
he was the "man of faith and power", he must be able to walk on water,
too. So, he screwed up
his faith, and stepped out of the boat. Blooooop! Went right under. Came
up sputtering to the
laughter of Falwell and the Pope. Finally Jerry said: 'If you want to walk
on the water, you have to
know where the rocks are!'"
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