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The Pope had just finished a tour of the Napa Valley and
was taking a limousine to San Francisco. Having never
driven a limo, he asks the chauffeur if he can drive for a
while. Well, the chauffeur doesn't have much of a choice,
so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes
the wheel.
The Pope proceeds down Silverado, and starts accelerating
to see what the limo can do. He gets to about 90 mph, and
suddenly he sees the red & blue lights of a CHiP in his
mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window.
The trooper, seeing who it is, says, "Just a moment please,
I need to call in."
The trooper calls in and asks for the chief. He tells the chief
that he's got a REALLY important person pulled over, and
asks how to handle it.
"Is it the Governor?"
"No! Even more important!"
"Is it the PRESIDENT???"
"No sir! Even *more* important!"
"Well WHO THE HECK is it?" screams the chief.
"I don't know sir," replies the trooper, "but he's got the Pope
as his chauffeur."
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