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Is your employer ready for the new millennium?
Date: January 1, 2000
Re: Holiday Pay
Dear Valued Employee,
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay cheque will reflect payment of £9,313,4708.63 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.
Yours sincerely,
Automated Payroll Processing
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