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A man without a ticket scales the walls of Wembley to watch a cup final, about 5 minutes before the kick off he looks around for a spare seat, he sees one next to a old bloke. He asks the old bloke if the seat is taken, 'no' says the man, 'it was my wife's but she died, we have been watching the cup final every year for the past 35 years, same seats every year, sit down you can have the seat'. After a short while the man says to the old bloke 'did you not have any friend or relative who would have like your wife's seat', 'Oh yes' said the old man, 'but they are all at her funeral'
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