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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a
priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red
lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat
pocket.
The bum opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the
disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes
arthritis?"
"Mister," begins the obviously agitated priest, "it's caused by loose
living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for
your fellow man."
"Well I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.A few
minutes passed by and the priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged
the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you
had arthritis."
"I don't have it, Father," said the bum. "I was just reading here that the
Pope does.
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