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11:  - Category:     Blondes
How does a blonde kill a fish?

She drowns it...

12:  - Category:     Blondes
How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.

13:  - Category:     People Professions
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

There are some things even a blonde won't do.

14:  - Category:     Blondes
A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were having a breast stroke swimming contest to see who the better swimmer was. It was a 5 mile race.
At the finish, the red head came first, then the brunette, and finally, after two hours of waiting, the blonde arrived. The red head and the brunette asked what had taken her so long. She replied, "Well, I don't want to be picky or anything, but, I think you two were using you're hands!"

15:  - Category:     Blondes
One day a blonde decided to go ice fishing. So she packed up all her gear and headed for the nearest pond she could find. When she got there she started to cut a hole in the ice. Suddenly she heard a booming voice."There are no fish under the ice."
Suprised she turned around and saw no one. So she went back to cutting the hole. The booming voice popped in again,"There are no fish under the ice!"
Again she turned around and saw no one. So she asked "Is that god?"
The booming voice said,"No this is the Ice Rink Manager."

16:  - Category:     Blondes
A blonde dyed her hair to the color of a burnette because she wanted to seem smarter. One day she was driving down the road and saw a farmer. She said to him "if i can guess how man sheep you have can I have one?" He agreed. She guessed 150 and the farmer counted the sheep and she was right. As she was loading the sheep into the trunk the farmer said "if I can guess your real hair color can I have my dog back?"

17:  - Category:     Blondes
A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asked the blonde what she was doing and she replied,"I'm hanging myself."Your supposed to put the noose around your neck not your waist." said the onlooker. "I already tried that," replied the blonde "but I couldn't breathe"

18:  - Category:     Blondes
What does the blonde say when she walks up to the YMCA?
" Look they spelt MACYS wrong "

19:  - Category:     Blondes
I had decided to go shopping to get a gift for my wife. We were going to be taking a trip, and I knew that she would need a new swim suit. I had been to several stores, but could not find one that I knew she would wear. My wife is very modest. As I was headed home disappointed in not finding what I had been shopping for, I noticed a women's clothing store and decided to give it one last try. As I entered the store I was met by a very attractive blonde sales clerk. "Can I help you find anything special today sir?" I replied, "Maybe you can. I'm looking for a swim suit for my wife. I know that she would prefer a one piece suit if you have them." The clerk looked a little puzzled....."Do you think that she would prefer the top or the bottom?"

20:  - Category:     Blondes
This blonde was walking by a horse and decided to get it a try. So she hops on the horse and it starts going, she cant stop it she trys and trys. She grabs the mane but that only makes her fall to the ground. Just when shes about to have a concusion from hitting her head on the ground Billy the walmart greeting guy comes and unplugs the horse.


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