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71:  - Category:     Computer
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72:  - Category:     Men
What does a man consider a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack of beer.

73:  - Category:     Men
How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

74:  - Category:     Men
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise one egg?

They won't stop to ask directions.

75:  - Category:     Men
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

76:  - Category:     Men
Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

77:  - Category:     Men
A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old
man stares at the young man.

"What's the matter, old man?" says the young man. "Never done anything crazy in your life?"

The old man replies: "Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a
parrot. I tought you might be my son."

78:  - Category:     Men
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?

The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.

79:  - Category:     Miscellaneous
When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'

They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

80:  - Category:     Miscellaneous
A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.

"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."


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