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11:  - Category:     Teacher
Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Sam: "I don’t know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"

12:  - Category:     Teacher
Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round?
Milton: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.

13:  - Category:     Teacher
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

14:  - Category:     Teacher
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."

15:  - Category:     Teacher
"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.

"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."

"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"

16:  - Category:     Teacher
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

17:  - Category:     Teacher
What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?
A senior high school math problem.

18:  - Category:     Teacher
When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.


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