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Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
His father asks: "Why?"
Johnny says: "The teacher asked me 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
Father: "But that's right!"
Johnny: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
Father reacts: "What's the fuck difference?"
Johnny: "That's exactly I said!"
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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" Puppy: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the Same day same time.
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SILVIA: Dad,can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. Jackson: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: Jackson!
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Teacher: An electric train is traveling South and the wind is blowing East. Which way is the smoke blowing?
Sam: There is no smoke it's an electric train.
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The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
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