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11:  - Category:     Sports
One day, the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance; I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here". "Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires."

12:  - Category:     Sports
The stock market really plummeted today, but luckily there is a computer chip that is used to turn off the board if it gets too low. The Cubs have the same chip in there scoreboard.

13:  - Category:     Sports
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

14:  - Category:     Sports
Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games?
A: Because there's not a fan in the place.

15:  - Category:     Sports
Q: How many American Football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

16:  - Category:     Sports
Q: Why did the American Football team go to the phone booth?
A: To get their quarter back.

17:  - Category:     Sports
Q: What beverage do football players drink?
A: Penal-tea!

18:  - Category:     Sports
Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A. You can't tuna fish.

19:  - Category:     Sports
No gators

Last winter, while sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. The guy could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.

Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" "Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, "How did you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em."

20:  - Category:     Sports
New fly rod and reel

I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife...
...best trade I ever made.


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