ISearchJokes.com

 

Add the "Joke Of The Day" to your Site or Blog. Its FREE!
  

Search for sms by the Categories category
Joke
Browse
|
< Categories >
Browse
Results 1 to 10 out of 13
1:  - Category:     Sms
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

2:  - Category:     Sms
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

3:  - Category:     Sms
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. --Sue Murphy

4:  - Category:     Sms
If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me!

5:  - Category:     Sms
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

6:  - Category:     Sms
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not? If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?

7:  - Category:     Sms
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...

8:  - Category:     Sms
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...

9:  - Category:     Sms
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...

10:  - Category:     Sms
What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane...


<1> 2
next >

  


Link to us    |    Terms and Conditions    |    Help     |    Privacy Notice    |    Bug Report    |    Contact us
 ISearchJokes.com
 Top 10 searches
 Last 10 Searches
 Browse Categories
 Joke of the day
 Add to favorites
 Links

 Quotations
 Jokes
 Beers
 Cars
 Plants
 Bible Verses
 Quran Verses