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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
Eddie Izzard

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Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan

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At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.
Partick Moore

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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
George Burns

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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer Simpson

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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
George Gobol

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Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk.
Stephen King

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Napoleon Bonaparte

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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
Oliver Herford



  


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