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21:  - Category:     People Professions
How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.

22:  - Category:     People Professions
Old software engineers never die, they just logout.

23:  - Category:     People Professions
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

24:  - Category:     People Professions
At an army training camp in Florida. The Seargent is giving a talk. "The main quality we look for in this army is commitment and this is what i call commitment." An alligator came in the room and bit the seargents penis. It stayed there for about a 10 seconds then the seargent poked it in the eyes and kicked it off.

"Now who's ready to show their commitment?" said the Seargent. A man put his hand up and said "I will, but promise you won't poke me in the eyes."

25:  - Category:     People Professions
What to not say to the nice policeman:

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

26:  - Category:     People Professions
What to not say to the nice policeman:

I pay your salary!

27:  - Category:     People Professions
If the Eskimos have a thousand different words for "snow," does this mean the French have a thousand different words for "surrender?"

28:  - Category:     People Professions
Yoda of Borg, I am. Grammar irrelevant is. Assimilated you will be!

29:  - Category:     People Professions
What to not say to the nice policeman:

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

30:  - Category:     People Professions
What to not say to the nice policeman:

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?


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