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Son: Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out!
Mom: Well throw some more gasoline on him then.
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Son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!
Mom: Shut up or I'll grind your other hand.
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Son: Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!
Mom: Shut up and get away from the dart board!
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Son: Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big.
Mom: Shut up and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in!
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Son: Mommy, mommy, are you sure this is how to learn to swim?
Mom: Shut up and get back in the sack!
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Son: Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles?
Mom: Shut up and get back in the barrel!
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Son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I go to the toilet?
Mom: Yes Johnny I'll take you in a minute.
Son: Can Granny take me?
Mom: Why?
Son: Her hand shakes.
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Son: Mommy, mommy, can I buy a new dress?
Mom: You know it won't fit over your iron lung.
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Son: Mommy, mommy, can I have a cookie?
Mom: Yes, the cookies are on the top shelf.
Son: But mommy, I haven't got any arms!
Mom: No arms, no cookie...
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Yo Momma
Yo momma's so fat, she walked into a restaurant, looked at the menu and said, "O.K."
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