ISearchJokes.com

 

Add the "Joke Of The Day" to your Site or Blog. Its FREE!
  

Search for mom by the Categories category
Joke
Browse
|
< Categories >
Browse
Results 1 to 10 out of 16
1:  - Category:     mom
Son: Mommy, Mommy, why do other kids tell me I have a big head?
Mom: Don't worry about them. Now take your cap and go get me 40 lbs of potatoes at the store.

2:  - Category:     mom
Son: Mommy, Mommy! can I have a bike for Christmas?
Mom: Nope. You already have your wheelchair.

3:  - Category:     mom
Son: Mommy, Mommy I don't want my hair braided.
Mom: Shut up and lift the other arm.

4:  - Category:     mom
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I can't breathe!
Mom: Good, it's working.

5:  - Category:     mom
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy running away?
Mom: Shut up, and help me reload the shotgun!

6:  - Category:     mom
Son: Mommy, mommy, what is a deliquant child?
Mom: Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.

7:  - Category:     mom
Son: Mommy, Mommy! My egg tastes bad.
Mom: Stop complaining! Just eat it!
Son: Mommy, Mommy!
Mom: What is it now!
Son: Do I have to eat the beak as well?

8:  - Category:     mom
Son: Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out!
Mom: Well throw some more gasoline on him then.

9:  - Category:     mom
Son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!
Mom: Shut up or I'll grind your other hand.

10:  - Category:     mom
Son: Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!
Mom: Shut up and get away from the dart board!


<1> 2
next >

  


Link to us    |    Terms and Conditions    |    Help     |    Privacy Notice    |    Bug Report    |    Contact us
 ISearchJokes.com
 Top 10 searches
 Last 10 Searches
 Browse Categories
 Joke of the day
 Add to favorites
 Links

 Quotations
 Jokes
 Beers
 Cars
 Plants
 Bible Verses
 Quran Verses