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21:  - Category:     Miscellaneous
Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity.

22:  - Category:     Miscellaneous
In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.


In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.

23:  - Category:     Miscellaneous
Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

24:  - Category:     Miscellaneous
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

25:  - Category:     Miscellaneous
I have an inferiority complex, it's just not a very good one.

26:  - Category:     Miscellaneous
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

27:  - Category:     Miscellaneous
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.

28:  - Category:     Miscellaneous
Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?

A: One per person.

29:  - Category:     Miscellaneous
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

30:  - Category:     Miscellaneous
Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing:

"We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."


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