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What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
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How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions.
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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
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Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
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A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old
man stares at the young man.
"What's the matter, old man?" says the young man. "Never done anything crazy in your life?"
The old man replies: "Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a
parrot. I tought you might be my son."
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What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?
The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?"
"Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."
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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
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