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A mathemtician was showing his fourteen year old daughter how to use the calculator and he asked her "What is the sin(40)?"
Daughter: "Over the hill?"
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Three statisticians went duck hunting. A duck was approaching and the first statistician shot,
And missed the duck by being a foot too high. The secondshot and was a foot too low. The third cried, "We hit it!"
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Question: What happens when a polar bear sits on the ice too long? Answer:He gets polaroids.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?
A: Nothing, you can’t cross a scalar with a vector
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I heard on the radio that Enron, World Com, Global Crossing, Tycho and Arthur Anderson have been selected
to receive the “Ignoble Prize” in Economics this year.
The Prize was awarded to these companies for their use of imaginary numbers in business.
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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