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Question: The answer is "9-K", what is the question?Answer: The question is "Karl do you spell your name with a 'C'?"
Another Version: Question: The Answer is "9-W", what is the question?Answer: The question is Mr. Vagner do you spell your name with a V?"
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Question: "How many seconds are there in a year?"Answer: "Twelve, January second, February second, March second, ..."
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How do we know that the following fractions are in Europe? A/C, X/C and W/C ? Because their numerators are all over C's.
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Patient, nervously: "I'm a tipi !, I'm a wigwam ! Psychiatrist: "Relax,... you're two tents."
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Question: Where does a Bee go to the bathroom? Answer: A BP station. Alternative Answer: A flower potty.
Alternative Alternative Answer: From Tom Najman, Ontario Canada:
One of the bees went to an Esso station (He was an esso bee).
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A mathematician and her husband were driving along a country road and he said to her, "Look dear, those sheep have been shorn." She replies, " At least on this side."
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(A) Sign on an aircraft exit door: "If you cannot read these instructions, call a stewardess"
(B) My fortune cookie said : " Don't take advice from a fortune cookie."
(Thanx to Andrew Baensch)
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If a ham sandwich is better than nothing and Nothing is better than Life, itself, does that mean that a ham sandwich is better than Life itself?
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Q: What did the mathematician say when he learned that his girl friend was a Pices?
A: I haversine(alpha)
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Computer Science student: "My computer ate my data, it's trying to get me in trouble."
CS Instructor: "Don't anthropomorphize computers, they don't like it."
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