ISearchJokes.com

 

Add the "Joke Of The Day" to your Site or Blog. Its FREE!
  

Search for martha stewart by the Categories category
Joke
Browse
|
< Categories >
Browse
Results 1 to 7 out of 7
1:  - Category:     Martha Stewart
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip

2:  - Category:     Martha Stewart
A young newlywed couple were having their first fight, and finally the
husband said, "When we got married, you promised to love, honor and obey."

To which the new bride replied, "I know I did. But I just didn't want to
start an argument in front of all those people."

3:  - Category:     Martha Stewart
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla.

"But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy," Priscilla responded.

"He did. That's why I have to take every precaution."

4:  - Category:     Martha Stewart
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at
that dog with one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and asks, "Where?"

5:  - Category:     Martha Stewart
A 16-year-old girl bought herself a real tiny bikini. Very proud
she came home and put it on. She then showed her mother how she looked
in it.
"What do you think Mom?" she asked.
Her mother replied, "If I wore that when I was your age, you would
have been 5 years older!"

6:  - Category:     Martha Stewart
Q: I have kleptomania.....

A: .....but when it gets bad, I take something for it

7:  - Category:     Martha Stewart
What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?


Goes-in-tight!



  


Link to us    |    Terms and Conditions    |    Help     |    Privacy Notice    |    Bug Report    |    Contact us
 ISearchJokes.com
 Top 10 searches
 Last 10 Searches
 Browse Categories
 Joke of the day
 Add to favorites
 Links

 Quotations
 Jokes
 Beers
 Cars
 Plants
 Bible Verses
 Quran Verses