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31:  - Category:     Lawyers
What do lawyers and Bullfrogs have in common?
Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.

32:  - Category:     Lawyers
Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

33:  - Category:     Lawyers
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

34:  - Category:     Lawyers
What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.

35:  - Category:     Lawyers
Why should lawyers be buried 100 feet deep?
Because deep down, they're really good people.

36:  - Category:     Lawyers
What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?
Not enough sand.

37:  - Category:     Lawyers
Why do lawyers wear neckties?
To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.

38:  - Category:     Lawyers
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps?
They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

39:  - Category:     Lawyers
What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do.

40:  - Category:     Lawyers
What's the difference between a Porcupine, and a Porsche with two lawyers riding in it?
A Porcupine has pricks on the outside.


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