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11:  - Category:     Lawyers
The devil came to a young lawyer and said, "I'll make you a partner in your firm if you give me your soul, your wife's soul, and the souls of each of your three kids, and you agree to sell every one of your clients down the river."
"Okay", said the lawyer, "but what's the catch?"

12:  - Category:     Lawyers
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A tick falls off of you when you die.

13:  - Category:     Lawyers
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.

14:  - Category:     Lawyers
What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?
When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
There was an empty seat.

15:  - Category:     Lawyers
The devil came to a young lawyer and said, "I'll make you a partner in your firm if you give me your soul, your wife's soul, and the souls of each of your three kids, and you agree to sell every one of your clients down the river."
"Okay", said the lawyer, "but what's the catch?"

16:  - Category:     Lawyers
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A tick falls off of you when you die.

17:  - Category:     Lawyers
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.

18:  - Category:     Lawyers
What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?
Lipstick.

19:  - Category:     Lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!

20:  - Category:     Lawyers
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can't understand.


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