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Do you know why is California over-populated with lawyers and New Jersey has too many toxic waste dumps?
New Jersey had first choice.
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Q: What do you call 1000 lawyers chained together under the sea?
A: a good start
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A man walks into a lawyers office and sits himself down. "How much?"
"$150 for three questions."
"That's quite expensive. Are you any good?"
"The best there is. Now then, what's your third question?"
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At the height of happy hour, a drunk stood up and yelled, "All lawyers are assholes."
"Hey, I resent that," a guy at the bar yelled back.
Why?" the first guy asked, "are you a lawyer?"
"No, I'm an asshole."
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What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket
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It was so cold last winter...
...I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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What do lawyers do when they die?
Lie, still!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?
When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
There was an empty seat.
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