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A kid gives a report on who his hero is and what you have learned from them . My hero is my Aunt Vicky and here's her story. Vicky was in ww2 her plane was shot down and all she could get out of the plane was a knife,machine gun,and a bottle of jack daniel's. She chugged the bottle the killed 20 japs with the gun 50 with the knife and 100 with her bare hands. What is the point of this report? Don't mess with aunt vicky when she's drinking.
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SO THERE WAS THIS GIRL NAMED KOCC, BECAUSE HER DAD NAMED HER AFTER HIS PENIS.. WELL ONE DAY AT SCHOOL SHE CHANGED HER NAME TO COCK THEN HER TEACHER CALLS HER DAD AND TELLS HER PARENTS THAT SHE CHANGED HER NAME TO THAT AND THAT SHE WAS GETTING SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL BECAUSE SHE SWORE SUPOSIBLY SO0 SHE COMES HOME AND HER DAD GOES KOCC, WHY DID YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME?!?! AND SHE GOES "BECAUSE DAD IF YOUR GONNA SPELL MY NAME, YOU MIGHT AS WELL SPELL IT RIGHT!!"
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one day little johnny was sitting in class
the teacher said for someone to say a sentence with the word definatly in it so little sussy raises her hand and says the sky is definatly blue and the teacher said no it can be gray or black according to the weather. then little micky raises his hand and says the grass is definatly green and the teacher says no it can be brown or green according to the season. then little johnny raises his hand and asks do farts have lumps in them. and the teacher says no so johnny says i have definatly shit my pants.
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A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice softens. "Anything??"
"Absolutely anything."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"
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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted,"IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"
The Teacher fainted.
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