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11:  - Category:     Joke of the day
Q: How many people does it take to throw away a one Watt bulb?
A: Five: A Black, a Jew, two women, and a cripple...

12:  - Category:     Joke of the day
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?

13:  - Category:     Joke of the day
Q: How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One-third less than for a regular bulb.

14:  - Category:     Joke of the day
Q: How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 45: One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.

15:  - Category:     Joke of the day
Q: How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 50: One to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him.

16:  - Category:     Joke of the day
Q: How many technical writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

17:  - Category:     Joke of the day
Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him.

18:  - Category:     Joke of the day
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

19:  - Category:     Joke of the day
A man came home from the Social Security Office. 'Honey,' he said to his wife, 'I finally convinced them that I'm old enough to collect Social Security.'

'How?' his wife asked. 'Since the depar tment of records in the small town you were born in was flooded, you can't get a copy of your birth certificate.'

'I know,' the man replied, 'I just unbuttoned my shirt and showed them all the gray hairs on my chest. That convinced them that I'm old enough.'

His wife retorted, 'Then while you were at it, why didn't you whip out your dick and get disability, too?!'


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