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21:  - Category:     Funny
Q: Why did the blonde drown in the pool ?
A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

22:  - Category:     Funny
Q: Why do blonds have square boobs?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

23:  - Category:     Funny
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

24:  - Category:     Funny
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
The housewife replies: "Four!".
The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"

25:  - Category:     Funny
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor.""That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?" Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman." "Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?" Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse." The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation. Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"

26:  - Category:     Funny
There was the cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow. One was pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns. Underneath was a lawyer milking the cow.

27:  - Category:     Short Funny
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
Excuse me, you're in my son.

28:  - Category:     Short Funny
And Remember Your Highness; The Sun never sets on the British Empire because God doesn't trust the British in the Dark
- Sliders

29:  - Category:     Short Funny
"I say we should listen to the customers and give them what they want."
"What they want is better products for free."

30:  - Category:     Short Funny
It is better to live on your knees... and plot your revenge.


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