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Q) How many Bristal City fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A) Doesn't matter theyll never see the light
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Q) How do you kill a Bristol City supporter when he's drinking ?
A) Slam the toilette seat on his head!!!
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Q) Why do Bristol City carry lighters round with them?
A) Because they lose all their matches!
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A Sky tv reporter comes down to Bristol and interviews the City and Rovers managers. first of all he speaks to Danny Wilson" so Danny, what are your hopes for City this season" asks the reporter Danny replies "well if we can pick up a few points here and there, hopefully we can stay in this divison" the reporter then interviews Gary Thompson "so Gary what are your hopes for Rovers this season and in the future?" Gary replies "well we'll piss this divison, then we'll be in Div 1 we'll win that, then we'll win the prem maybe win the F.A Cup along the way, then we'll be in europe......." the Sky reporter interrupts "Gary, don't you think you're being a bit ambitous?"
"Well Danny started it" replied Gary.
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The seven dwarfs are involved in a mining accident, the roof collapses and they are all buried alive. After several hours of frantic digging the rescue team hear a faint cry: " Bristol City are fantastic, Bristol City are fantastic." The rescue team leader turns to his assistant and says "At least we know Dopey is still alive!"
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A man without a ticket scales the walls of Wembley to watch a cup final, about 5 minutes before the kick off he looks around for a spare seat, he sees one next to a old bloke. He asks the old bloke if the seat is taken, 'no' says the man, 'it was my wife's but she died, we have been watching the cup final every year for the past 35 years, same seats every year, sit down you can have the seat'. After a short while the man says to the old bloke 'did you not have any friend or relative who would have like your wife's seat', 'Oh yes' said the old man, 'but they are all at her funeral'
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Q: What do you get if you see a Leeds United fan buried up to his neck in sand? A: More sand.
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Q: Why does Gordon Strachan keep visiting Argos? A: Because that's the only way he can pick up any Premier points!
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Q: What is the difference between Coventry and the bermuda triangle? A: The bermuda triangle has three points.
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British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Nottingham Forest. The company think they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures.
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