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The young man told his father, "I want to marry a good woman,
a smart woman, one who'll be a good mother to our kids, a woman
who will make me happy."
His father told him he'd better make up his mind.
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Today's Ebonics word is: OMELETTE
Let me use it in a sentence:
"I should punch you dead in yo eye fo what you just sayed, but OMELETTE dis
one slide."
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Mary: And Sandy was so excited when she got pregnant. She called
me late one night after my ex and I had already gone to bed.
Jill: What on earth did she want?
Mary: Oh, she just said, "I can't believe I have a person inside me!"
I said, "So do I. Could I call you back?"
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My wife said " Honey , go get a dozen condoms, I'm horny ....
I said "Great Darlin, I'll be right back ..... when I got back , she
said "Thanks" and walked out the door.
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Do you serve women at this bar?
No, sir, you have to bring your own.
I have changed my mind.
Thank heaven! Does it work better now?
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"Hello darling," breathed the obscene phone caller. "If you can guess what's in my hand, I'll give you a piece of the action."
"Listen Honey," drawled the lady, "If y'all can hold it in one hand, I ain't interested."
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Q. Why do you have to swallow Viagra fast? A. If you don't you'll get a stiff neck.
Q. What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an
atheist?
A. Somebody who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
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Life is like a fan.
You stand in front...it blows...
You stand behind...It sucks...
and when you stand to the side...it doesn't do anything.
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Why can't you go to the bathroom at a beatles concert? Because there's no John
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Did you hear about the two gay guys that got in a fight in a bar?
They went outside to exchange blows
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