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Sperm One: "When are we going to get to the egg allready?"
Sperm Two: "Shut up and stop complaining. We havn't even gotten
past the tonsils yet."
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Q: what do you say if you see your sister walking down the street with a punk and a funky hair do
AN: keep humping the bastard
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a man ask a hooker, how much. the hooker says- $10 if we do it in the bathroom and $50 if we do it on the bed. the manthinks for a few seconds and then he says -here's is fifty dollars. the hooker says - you must be fuckin rich. the man says-what do mean i'm rich, I want five rounds in the bathroom.
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a little boy was sitting in his room one night and he could hear this rely loud banging coming from his parents bedroom. The next day he walked into their bedroom and saw his mum bouncing up and down on top of his dad. he then asked ' mummy why are you bouncing on top of daddy and making all that thumpin sound.' his mum repleid ' its because your dad is so fat that by bouncing on top of him, it makes him thin. the boy then repleied and said ' well that doesn't work, cause once you leave, the woman comes round from next door and blows him right back up again!'
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Two skinny guys and a fat guy walk into this castle. The fat guy is always eating so the first thing he does is go to the kitchen. Well other two guys follow him and see him scarfing all the food. The first skinny guy says to the other skinny guy, I want some food lets throw the fat guy out the window. The second guy agrees and they throw the fat guy out the window and into the moat. The two skinny guys started eating and then notice this hot chick at the other end of the table. The first skinny guy goes let f*ck the chick. The second skinny guy agrees. They run over to the chick and tear her clothes off but they find a scab on her pussy. The first skinny guy rips it off and throws it out the window, then he goes back to screwing the chick. Later they two skinny guys decide its time to leave so the grab some food for the fat guy and go outside. The first skinny guy yells hey fat guy we brought you some food. The fat guy replies no thanks I ate that steak you guys threw out the window earlier.
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(Daughter )I need three hundred dollars for a prom dress dad.
(Dad ) Well give daddy a blojob and i'll give you the three hundred dollars.
(Daughter ) but Dad.
(Dad ) No honey if you need 300 dollars for a dress you going have to suck daddy's dick.
(Daughter ) Well ok daddy.
As the daughter begins to blo her daddy she suddnely pullers her head away from his dick and says" O Dad your dick taste just like shit !
(Dad ) Yea baby I know your brother needed one hundred dollars to rent a tux.
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