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A nude guy was sunbathing at the beach.
A little girl comes up to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl says, "What's under there?"
So the man answers, "A bird."
The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.
When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"
The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to he beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.
She answers, "I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird.
After a while, it spat at me, so I broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its eggs!!"
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There was this husband and wife who were celebrating their honeymoon on the 6th floor of this nice hotel room. They had this ritual that they always used their yellow lucky condom. So after they got done having wild sex, it was very hot in the room so the husband went over to the window to open it and get some fresh air in the room. As he did, his condom fell off of his dick. The wife freaked out and yelled for her husband to run downstairs and look outside on the ground for it! So he does and can't find it anywhere, soon enough he sees this little boy holding it and he runs over to him and says " Little boy, little boy I need that back from you, it is mine!" The little boy says, " I found it, what am I going to get for it?" The man says, "I'll give you a dollar!" The little boy says, "No way!!!" So the man offers the little boy 5 dollars and the little boy was VERY happy. The little boy runs all the way home and tells his mom he played THE greatest joke on this guy today. His mother asked him what he did and the little boy says " Well, I sold this guy a twinkie for $5.00!!" The mom didn't understand the trick part of it, so she asked her son what else he did. The little boy replied " Well mom, before I gave it back to him, I licked all the cream out of it first!!!"
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