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I wonder if Dracula ever has ticks.
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Blow ye winds,
Like the trumpet blows;
But without that noise.
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Why do there have to be rules for everything? It's gotten to the point that rules dominate just about every aspect of our lives. In fact, it might be said that rules have become the foot-long sticks of mankind.
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him and hand it to him.
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If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.
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I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect."
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Anybody who has an identity problem had better wise up and get with the program!
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I think they should continue the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for paneling.
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A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
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