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Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face he gets mad at you but when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window.
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.
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Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).
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It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
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If 7-11(pharmacy) is open 24/7 then why do they have locks on their doors?
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A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
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What hair color do they put on the drivers license of bald men?
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