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1:  - Category:     Computer
Customer: "How much do Windows cost?"

Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."

Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"

2:  - Category:     Computer
Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"

Customer: "Are you crazy woman, it's twenty below outside..."

3:  - Category:     Computer
In a world without walls and fences - who needs Windows and Gates?

4:  - Category:     Computer
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows.

5:  - Category:     Computer
Have you ever noticed that the Klingons are all speaking unix?

"Grep ls awk chmod."
"Mknod ksh tar imap."
"Wall fsck yacc!"

6:  - Category:     Computer
Computer games don't affect kids. If Pacman would have affected us as children, we would now run around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetetive music.

7:  - Category:     Computer
43rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

8:  - Category:     Computer
In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.


In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

9:  - Category:     Computer
Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.

10:  - Category:     Computer
Press any key- no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!


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