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21:  - Category:     Blondes
I had decided to go shopping to get a gift for my wife. We were going to be taking a trip, and I knew that she would need a new swim suit. I had been to several stores, but could not find one that I knew she would wear. My wife is very modest. As I was headed home disappointed in not finding what I had been shopping for, I noticed a women's clothing store and decided to give it one last try. As I entered the store I was met by a very attractive blonde sales clerk. "Can I help you find anything special today sir?" I replied, "Maybe you can. I'm looking for a swim suit for my wife. I know that she would prefer a one piece suit if you have them." The clerk looked a little puzzled....."Do you think that she would prefer the top or the bottom?"

22:  - Category:     Blondes
This blonde was walking by a horse and decided to get it a try. So she hops on the horse and it starts going, she cant stop it she trys and trys. She grabs the mane but that only makes her fall to the ground. Just when shes about to have a concusion from hitting her head on the ground Billy the walmart greeting guy comes and unplugs the horse.

23:  - Category:     Blondes
A blonde and a redhead are walking down the street when the redhead says awww look at that dog with one eye so the blonde cover her left eye and looks.

24:  - Category:     Blondes
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run!!
She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

25:  - Category:     Blondes
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?
A.It's cloged up with paperplates.

Q.How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 3 1 to find bulb 1 to find a ladder &1 to find a man.

26:  - Category:     Blondes
How many blonde jokes are there?
One—the rest are all true!

27:  - Category:     Blondes
What's the difference between a blonde and a bottle of beer?
The beer won't get jealous when you have another!

28:  - Category:     Blondes
What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
Divorced.

29:  - Category:     Blondes
What's the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
The rooster says "cock-a-doodle-doo!", and the blonde says, "Any cock'll do!"

30:  - Category:     Blondes
Why don't blondes know how to write the number "11"?
They don't know which "1" comes first!


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