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Blondes
Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first
blonde
said "These look like deer tracks." and the other one said: "No they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
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Category:
Blondes
What do you call a
blonde
with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.
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Category:
Blondes
What do you call a dumb
blonde
behind a steering wheel?
An airbag.
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Category:
Blondes
Why is it good to have a
blonde
passenger?
You can park in the handicapped spots.
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Category:
Blondes
How do you confuse a
blonde
? Put her in a cricle room and tell her to sit in the corner. How does a
blonde
confuse you? She comes out and says she did it.
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Category:
Blondes
How does a
blonde
kill a fish?
She drowns it...
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Category:
People Professions
What do you get when you cross a
blonde
and a lawyer?
There are some things even a
blonde
won't do.
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Category:
Blondes
One day a
blonde
decided to go ice fishing. So she packed up all her gear and headed for the nearest pond she could find. When she got there she started to cut a hole in the ice. Suddenly she heard a booming voice."There are no fish under the ice."
Suprised she turned around and saw no one. So she went back to cutting the hole. The booming voice popped in again,"There are no fish under the ice!"
Again she turned around and saw no one. So she asked "Is that god?"
The booming voice said,"No this is the Ice Rink Manager."
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Category:
Blondes
A
blonde
decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asked the
blonde
what she was doing and she replied,"I'm hanging myself."Your supposed to put the noose around your neck not your waist." said the onlooker. "I already tried that," replied the
blonde
"but I couldn't breathe"
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Category:
Blondes
I had decided to go shopping to get a gift for my wife. We were going to be taking a trip, and I knew that she would need a new swim suit. I had been to several stores, but could not find one that I knew she would wear. My wife is very modest. As I was headed home disappointed in not finding what I had been shopping for, I noticed a women's clothing store and decided to give it one last try. As I entered the store I was met by a very attractive
blonde
sales clerk. "Can I help you find anything special today sir?" I replied, "Maybe you can. I'm looking for a swim suit for my wife. I know that she would prefer a one piece suit if you have them." The clerk looked a little puzzled....."Do you think that she would prefer the top or the bottom?"
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