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Did you know that O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy, and President
Bill
Clinton
are all avid golfers?
O.J.'s a slicer, Monica's a hooker, Ted Kennedy can't drive over water, and
Clinton
can't seem to hit the right hole!
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Celebrities
Why does Hillary want to have sex with
Bill
Clinton
first thing in the morning?
She wants to be the first lady.
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Celebrities
An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with
Bill
Clinton?
1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"
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Celebrities
Bill
Clinton
, Al Gore, and
Bill
Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker.
The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself. Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important. God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand".
God then asked
Bill
Clinton
what he revered most.
Bill
Clinton
responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important. God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand".
God then turned to
Bill
Gates, who was staring at him indignantly. God asked "What is your problem
Bill
Gates?"
Bill
Gates responded " I think you are sitting in my chair".
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Celebrities
What's
Bill
Clinton's idea of safe sex?
When Hillary is out of town.
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Golf
What is the worst golf foursome?
O.J. Simpson, Ted Kennedy, Monica Lewinski, and
Bill
Clinton.
Why?
O.J. Slices, Kennedy can't go near the water, Monica hooks, and
Bill
does not know what hole he is on.
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Celebrity
A recent poll of American women asked the question: Would you sleep with
Bill
Clinton
? 94 percent responded "Never again!"
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Celebrity
What do
Bill
Clinton
and Disney have in common?
Disney has a movie called the Lion King, while
Bill
Clinton
is the Lying King.
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What do
Bill
Gates and
Bill
Clinton
have in common?
They're both being investigated for their GUI applications.
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