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1:  - Category:     Music
Band Director on phone: "Doctor, Doctor, what do I do ? My oboe player just swallowed her reed !

Doctor: "Well...use a muted trumpet."

2:  - Category:     Music
Q: What's the difference between a French Horn and a '57 Chevy?
A: You can tune a '57 Chevy.

3:  - Category:     Music
Two tuba players walked by a bar...

Hey! It could happen

4:  - Category:     Music
Q: How do you get two trumpet players to play in tune?
A: Shoot one of them!

5:  - Category:     Music
Q: How do you make your mom drive really fast?
A: Put your guitar in the middle of the road.

6:  - Category:     Music
Q: How do you make a guitarist stop playing?
A: Put music in front of him

7:  - Category:     Music
Q: How do you know that there's a singer at the door?
A: He never knows when to come in

8:  - Category:     Music
Q: What do you call a gnome who lives in the city?
A: A Metronome.

9:  - Category:     Music
Q: What has three legs and a butt on top?
A: A drum stool.

10:  - Category:     Music
Q: How can you tell when there's a drummer at the door?
A: His knock slows down.


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